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Kung Fu and Titties – Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
This suggested movie was purchased and mailed to us in DVD form. Thanks Robby! It’s hard to really enjoy it since it’s super cheesy and is chock full of bad acting, but on the other hand, it’s also chock full of titties. If you want to see what Bronson Pinchot has been up to, this movie’s for you…
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Jul 16, 2014 @ 23:28:45
I should have told you ahead of time that the bonus material is really what makes the flick. Also that the “Kung Fu” simply isn’t. You must be thinking I’m the stupidest person in the world. But all I do is stand around here, fight people and bring you cups of grape juice. I’m sorry.
Jul 16, 2014 @ 23:37:09
Okay, now I may have burned a bridge with that movie, but here are two seriously kick ass Simon Pegg movies that are both on Netflix. I’m not messing with you when I say that they’re simply amazing. (Not the completely crap but gone round the other way to amazing crap like KFT.) “Burke and Hare” about a pair of serial killing body snatchers and “A Fantastic Fear of Everything” which explores agoraphobia.